Hilarious take on the Ole Miss-Mississippi State rivalry by Alex Heard, as he unsuccessfully attempts to indoctrinate his girlfriend into Rebel fandom: "The Confederate flags were the first glitch—they were still street-legal back then. But more damning were the students. Rebel frat boys and sorority girls "dress up" for the games, the men looking like junior FBI agents in their jackets, ties, and sunglasses; the women looking like they just graduated from Laura Ashley Clown School."